OK 9999 existing loyal followers get poetry prize. mister fancy-pants 10,000 gets nothing for coming late to the party! 4 minutes ago
Although of course how will they know about the prize if they aren't already following me? when U think about it twitter doesn't really work 7 minutes ago
Tell you what. 10,000th follower will receive specially commissioned poem from the great Geoffrey Allerton. How about that? 8 minutes ago
Anyone caught cheating will be killed. 9 minutes ago
