am adding a unicorn to the prize bucket. any other suggestions? 3 minutes ago
Philip Schofield has over 300,000 followers... 4 minutes ago
OK 9999 existing loyal followers get poetry prize. mister fancy-pants 10,000 gets nothing for coming late to the party! 12 minutes ago
Although of course how will they know about the prize if they aren't already following me? when U think about it twitter doesn't really work 14 minutes ago
Tell you what. 10,000th follower will receive specially commissioned poem from the great Geoffrey Allerton. How about that? 15 minutes ago
